This is amazing, we haven’t seem this pop up on the FloridaMan twitter feed just yet, does that mean we’re up earlier than they? How could they possibly miss a headline like this – Florida Man Breaks Into Ex’s Home, Poops on Everything – just too good to pass up on.
What’s the first order of business after getting released from prison after getting arrested on charges of domestic battery, criminal mischief, and resisting arrest? For Michael Anthony Johnson, a true Florida Man, it’s breaking into your ex-girlfriend’s home and plastering the place with your feces, for at least one child’s eyes to see.
Posted from Man Cave Daily CBS Local.